Randy filming scared residents running by, a cameraman filming a police car being thrown into South Park Mall: YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO SEE: Shelly: What's going on, Dad? 02:29. Watch Video, South Park: The Complete Twenty-Fourth Season. You don't- you don't actually build your own bear. Spaghetti aux … It's your DNA that they need for a vaccine! This isn't like Craig at all. 21:59. Ladies and gentlemen, our nation and our world is facing an economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions. And scientists are asking all South Park County residents to keep an eye out for the creature. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Yes? Yeah dude, I'm- I'm starting to realize that it's like the easiest job in the world. [cut to the fallen man with a chunk of flesh missing from his left side] Officer Barbrady: Mr. Marsh you have to move! I've gone over the statistics, Stan. I lost my wife... to the virus. I'm doing something important, Sharon! Yes, teacher, I'm here. It's gonna fucking work! Well think about it, idiot! ), "Hey, Craig. It's all the other stuff. I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back. He explains that they have found that another species inserted its DNA up the pangolin which enabled COVID-19 to spread to humans. How I miss Kyle. He has to go out and do something normal! ", ¡La muerte peluda! You started all this! mmkay, parents? They just keep taking everything from him and saying it's for his own good! South Park is having some trouble in Australia, and it might be awhile before the new season airs over there! and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers. Which one you want? In the episode, the chief scientist takes the pandemic specialists on a tour of the South Park Viral Research Center. If we want things to go back to normal, then we just gotta go do it! I love you, social distancing. Pandemic 2: The Startling Some recaps of last week's episode. And then m-maybe take a shower. Furry Death • No! Yes, but we must wear them where the mustache would be. That's not true. Look man, I just wanna say thanks, you know? (Jesus Christ, he fucking shot that guy! Shhh. Haha. I fuckin' hate kids. Now we have hope. Come upstairs. I'm just saying that your son has some problems a-. The world can breathe a collective sigh of relief now as we thank the-. Twenty-nine students are sleeping there, each in his own circle. The band stops playing. PRODUCT DETAILS: You can't go wrong with a … It's a mouse, with wings! All this horrible stuff going on and... well, you come along and try to fight it! There's Sharon and Shelly. Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. New reports are coming in from cities all over the world. You guys are horrible! M'kay, welcome, parents, to this all-school town meeting to talk about how we're gonna get your kids back into the classroom. So? Nono, listen. I'm your new teacher, Detective Harris, and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant, Officer Johnston. Peruvian flute bands will never stop annoying us. I can't wait to start. No, I'm fine, Mom! Their show has been running strong for nearly 25 years off the back of their brash, nihilistic wit. 750 Grammes. Let's start the day off with some match. Nono, okay, okay, okay, hold on! One of the pan flute bands was caught trying to escape. This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse! S15 • E11. I'm making one right now. We get some instruments and some costumes and then... make some crappy pan flute music CDs on my computer. Peru • I think all the marijuana really did go to my head. Three countries in Asia and seven in Europe have already asked for our help in getting rid of their Peruvian flute bands. Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat! What, do you expect us to just, just... build our own bear? ...which will take you to Guantanamo Bay. It's like nothing I've ever seen before. But Butters will be okay. Last night, South Park delivered an hour long special that gave everything we have been dealing with since March the South Park treatment. You guys, we have to get Butters out of here. What normal are you talking about? Something big is going on. Nonono! Mark my words, Kyle: first they'll force us back to school, then they'll take social distancing away from us completely, and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you! Vaya! We've learned that we might never get back our old lives, but by working together, we just might find a new way to-. We cannot go! Because the Pandemic Special needs to end! It aired on October 22, 2008.1 Following a money-making trend of Peruvian flute bands, the boys team up with Craig to form a Peruvian flute band to make easy money, however things don't go as planned. To school! That is correct. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. The pangolin! ...You want nothing to do with the Pandemic Special. The siku player looks at his empty hands and goes after the siku]. Can you guys hear me? Do you have any idea where they could've gone? Yes, protectors. Stan, Build-A-Bear is currently by appointment only, and only a maximum party of four can visit at one time. We need to take him... to Build-A-Bear. Please, I don't know where else to turn. No! Oh my God, I forgot how much it sucks to be around everybody! "Pandemic" is the tenth episode of Season Twelve, and the 177th overall episode of South Park. Oh, come on! All we know is they were seen hanging out with Craig and now they're gone. Sir, you'd better come quick. It seems a little extreme. Just fucking shut up! 22:00. This is a mistake, sir, we aren't really a Peruvian flute band. You guys were right, okay? I'm not even sure. They said he doesn't have any symptoms, and his tests are showing negative. I saw Wendy's mother not wearing a mask in the changing room at Ross. "], Sí. We can vaccinate them without them even knowing! We got an appointment! Fit: Com And i-and it was a great idea to do a special. You got some shit on your face. South Park Cartman Stay Back Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt . You don't want to infect your families, do you? Y-you said you were open today for appointments. Again, what really matters is that ew decode the foreign DNA inside the pangolin. Haha. You were all exposed to a student here who was taken to the hospital due to COVID. Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, Mayor. Now, listen! I think I'm gonna be sick, all over Kyle! I don't know if I can do this, Mitch. It's time everyone knew what started this pandemic. Can everyone hear me okay? Oh, what a folly a shower seems when my generation is being denied their lives. Yeah. But this new venture will be great. Oh, this is only the beginning, Davis, and I can't let you interfere. There's going to be a big meeting. "Cars" • The openings come on the heels that scientists are getting closer to finding the origins of the COVID pandemic. 10/22/2008. Good job, Stan! Watch for the South Park "Pandemic Special" to land at Comedy Central on Wednesday, ... Chris Thomas Devlin, who’s writing the upcoming Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot, will reportedly write the script, with a list of producers that includes Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, and James Weaver under Rogen and Goldberg’s Point Grey Pictures, as well as Roy Lee through Vertigo Entertainment. I am not going back to school! Just breathe. You don't have a choice! (Because they're trying to take over the world?). It's okay! Ah, I don't know, it just feels like... there's got to be something else going on here. People are dying, Randy! Perhaps some other species somehow mated with the pangolin? The boys wait for Kenny, who is coming out of Walstien's with his purchase. Sir? Doesn't surprise me all this shit came from there. Stop mask shaming, Stotch! No podemos ir. I can sit on the toilet for hours. I'm talking about normal, like three days ago, when everything was awesome. All right, fine, Craig. You might be able to stop the pandemic. Craig is just being a dick because we're having a tough time right now. Hey, you guys can't play here. The last of the Peruvian flute bands have successfully been eradicated from every part of the world. But we all still have to try and do our work. The Mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts, and Dr. Anthony Fauci arrived at South park Hospital today to give his advice. Kids at school like us. When we get back home we'll get you your money back, and we'll never talk to you again. No, in a class, with real teachers! No. We are really here, and we are going to build you a bear! South Park - The Pandemic Special episode - 2020. And then you took me out and sold me on how great China was, and how we should all suck their dick! I will play this card to move Kyle back seven spaces... You guys! $25.95. For Christ's sake, the entire town is in chaos! Eric, are you there? The isolation and the uncertainty. This... is what you've all be looking for, right? Last season? Oh! How would you like to invest in a Peruvian flute band? Why would you shave your balls? 9 am. I remember. Come in, but keep your social distance. You really wanna spend the next year on Zoom? It's a great special, it really is. It's time for me to own up to everything. Anyway, if you all follow me now to the micro labs, I can show you the containment system for once a vaccine is able to be tried. We... we- we're just kids, you know? Randy: Nooo! What normal are you talking about? I also own a small business. Back to your class! It's killing a lot of them. Social distancing-, Stay away from me, Mom, yeah. Shop the Cartman Six Feet Back Tee, I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket and You can't make me go to school! Jesus Christ, you fucker! South Park S24 E1. We can't go. We've shut down and people have lost their businesses, lost their livelihoods. Our teachers are shooting people. Go ahead and do all the tests you want on it. Heh heh heh heh. 1:41. It's a freakin' joke. No es bueno! I'm sure our parents are freaking out right now trying to find us. Just give me a couple of more days before you have me killed. No one's around, no one's talking to me. Without any one else to help, Stan reach out to the most powerful person in the entire United States. Shave your balls? There you will spend the rest of your lives. A South Park hanno trovato la soluzione definitiva. Cette série plein d'anecdotes incroyables et classée parmi les meilleures séries Animation de tous les temps. You remember all that? I hope this video raises awareness of violence against African American's. Search, discover and share your favorite Pandemic Special GIFs. Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in! Were any of your boys upset about anything? You better come to the emergency room! I've been acting like this because I can't take these shutdowns anymore, and I'm scared what it's doing to me! They need to speak with you urgently! South Park est à regarder entièrement en streaming de qualité. Where else would "Peruvian" flute bands come from? For what? We will need every resource available to see this through. She's so hot! I just... gotta tale all the Pandemic Special over to Thompson Lake and dump it. This might be our last chance at a job, so I don't want any unnecessary deaths. Dad? That's how we can get my DNA into people! "], They're saying something like, "You can't send us away. Sharon, I went to China, remember? You can double your money in one afternoon. No es bueno! A reported 1 in 10 people in Park County are experiencing mustaches, and nobody seems to know why. I'm just worried about how this is all affecting weaker kids like, you know, like Butters. The Pandemic special is really amazing. We're gonna have to break in. No. Search, discover and share your favorite Pandemic Special GIFs. You know that money your grandma gave you for your birthday? Then sell fucking Epcot Center! This is a Homeland Security operation, people, let's go! Wait, what? Look! South Park Randy Marsh Silhouette Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt. S13 • E9. Don't have to brush my teeth or shower. We got 'em all! No pleya la musica en la promenade! Once again, the pangolin escaped from the facility yesterday, and many people are fearing the worst. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. La série animation South Park, sortie pour la première fois en 1997, suit les mésaventures de quatre élèves Cartman, Stan, Kyle et Kenny au Colorado. Uh this just doesn't make any sense. Breeeathe. And all you can think about is making a special about it? Who would like to lead the class with some math? I want an education! You don't have to be on Zoom, there's a million ways around it! Sir, you have an urgent call on line 4 from a Mr. Slave? Another strain of COVID, or simply more COVID-related symptoms? All right guys, just like we rehearsed it. Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return, BUT... we have hired all new teachers, m'kay? We're not completely sure, but we believe now that something somehow... got its DNA up into the pangolin. I'm not who I used to be. Mr. President, the CDC is on the line. We can't go to Guantanamo Bay! ["Yes. Yes, due to COVID. Clearly they are a Peruvian flute band and yet they... aren't. ET. ["The furry death! Hey everybody. Pandémie (Pandemic en VO) est le dixième épisode de la saison 12 de la série South Park, et ouvre une histoire en deux parties qui se conclut dans l'épisode suivant, Pandémie 2, La Terreur.. From someone who has more authority at this school than these cops. I don't wanna think about that right now, Mickey! M'kay. You... You... knew this was going to happen. Yeah I saw like three of those bands down in Denver yesterday. Yes! Oh, here we fucking go again! "Mary Had a Little Lamb" • We have to take out the place these flute bands came from so they never come again! You ready Craig? I know. I'm talking of course about Peruvian flute bands. There isn't a country called Peruvian anywhere. Can everyone hear me okay? A special has to end, Sharon, or else it's not really a "special," is it?! Ple-hease, my friend has to build a bear. It's not school! ¡Estamos aquí para proteger a ustedes! From $24.95. You know, we've all been through a lot these past several months. If it weren't for COVID, all the previous teachers would have still been here, we wouldn't have been in the class, and nobody would have gotten shot. Yes. Somebody came into the store with a mustache. Mmkay, so they'll do just about anything. Guinea Creatures • I think people are really excited. Please, check and call me right back. Don't worry you guys. No! How do I even begin to apologize? Whoa! I'm looking for whom to blame. They're obviously some kind of... hybrid. Does anyone understand math? Goddammit, Randy, our son is out in this chaos! You know, I mean. Guantanamo Bay?! Every major city is reporting zero Peruvian flute bands. The police haven't been any help, ugheh, I think our boys might really be in trouble this time. If they are the hybrid we're talking about. Sir! Shit shit, get back, back, back, back, back! You can't make us stay here! All right, we're about 800 kilometers from Peru. Don't they? Well, I've only fucked one! Tell Dr. Fauci to shove it up his ass, and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls. I'm in the fuckin' weeds here! Yes, now that we have the animal in our possession, we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus to jump from it to humans. You expect people to wear a diaper over their nose? Pandemic! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Y-yes, we've been able to trace the virus and confirm that it did, in fact, come from a seedy part of China. Any drugs or alcohol? None of the other kids have seen them since a-. I'm actually doing pretty good. Yes. What do you think? Sir, we checked the entire map. The Pandemic Special! You see, what we needed was the foreign DNA that was up inside the pangolin. Okay obviously something different has uh shown up a-... Did he say "furry"? Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line 2 and the FDA chief is on line 3. How can a virus jump species like that? Yeah, we had to shut down again. Right after, I got really sick, and this was all back in October. Right. We're here to protect you! We had to get your attention. We actually aren't a Peruvian-. South Park est à regarder entièrement en streaming de qualité. I just... think maybe I'm gonna do a few more specials. Fuck you, Fauci! Haha! Grab your hand sanitizer and hoard your toilet paper — the South Park Pandemic Special Collection is here. Um, Craig, remember how you were tellin' us how your grandma gave you a hundred bucks for your birthday? This is what I can existencing. You traced the virus to Wuhan, but what you found was not a bat. Pandemic South Park Mall, day. As the Pandemic Special grows in popularity Randy realizes that he may have had a big part to play in the origins of the Covid-19 Pandemic. No no, it's something to do with the pandemic. Listen, we're being kept at the school, and one of the students here is really sick. We're not even learning anything. If you wanna talk, we can go outside! I can't see my friends. Sign up on Gosearch https://www.gosearch.website/ Sign up on Gosearch and get relevant search results analytics business ads Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You've got to keep your social distance. Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park. No! Once he arrives, the boys move out into the open mall area and turn left. From $24.95. Haha! (Sir, please, I'm supposed to get laid for the first time on Saturday.). I'm not buying any of your damned CDs! It's Jimbo. Yeah I'm a pandemic specialist. Yeah. What kind of animal would have sex with a pangolin? Therefore, the young man is in the hospital due to COVID. From $42.95. "So?" Have you put anything toxic in your body lately? These are u-un- precedented times. Tonight, the Travel Channel takes you to London! They're just gonna be making more restrictions, and more rules, and who's gonna fight to go back to the way things were? Okay! Ooo! Sir, there's been a biiig misunderstanding. Dude, get out of my house! They're watching some television. You want the panda? You made the deal with the devil when you sold your Mulan shit to China! I don't get it, Kenny: why do you buy razors and shaving cream? Group 4, your meal is over! Yeah dude, kids at school totally like us. It isn't safe to be here! Well i-it's almost like another creature somehow inserted its DNA up into the pangolin. Butters, for the last time, you can't go to Build-A-Bear! Stan, you really need employee assistance with this. It's okay, Jimbo. Everyone ready to start school? There hasn't been a Peruvian pan flute band in sight for days now, and everyone is really enjoying the peace. It's okay, it's okay. I'm really worried. List of all South Park episodes Not to be confused with The Pandemic Special. There'll be a truck to take you inside the border where you're briefed on mission specifics. No. South Park. Don't call the doctor! Come on, Craig, don't be an asshole.". Michael Chertoff • Thanks for getting my hopes up, you asshole! I mean, doesn't this mean things are finally going back to normal? The Pandemic Special … I think I have a cure for COVID. 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