As we see when Manjula has brought the children to Kwik-E-Mart. 19 - The Sweetest Apu. (MUTTERING) Now, we have eight children. 101 Dalmatians (1961) A Night of Fright is No Delight; A Clue for Scooby-Doo; Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!) HOMER: Good show! No! The Sweetest Apu Catch-22 - Homer refers to the punctured keg of beer as being “so cold...so cold.” These are the words Snowden uses when hit and bleeding, in the novel Catch-22. (CRYING) Here, guys. Unfortunately the first step is to break things off with the Squishee lady, and when he tries to, he apparently just has more sex with her. Is there something you want to tell me? Look who's here! Season 13 "The Sweetest Apu" 13x19. Especially when Apu and Manjula come over to the Simpson’s house that afternoon to play badminton, and the Simpsons have a hell of a time keeping their mouths shut with all the innuendo going around. Apu has an affair with a woman who delivers Squishees to his store. Not the pointed end, you dumbass! Look. I liked all the roles filled by minority actors. No, no! In the episode, Homer and his wife Marge discover that convenience store owner Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady working in his store. I love his singing voice. Watch and learn, you dinks. Don't worry, I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up. Oh. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag. So our relationship is over, is that what you're saying? I said not tonight. The Simpson family is participating in the Civil War reenactment. HOMER: Apu is cheating. Oh, this is so awkward. What is it that you want to tell me? Yes. I’m sure that this will never be brought up again, so it actually was fixed quickly, but the end of the episode makes it seem like Apu and Manjula were going to be in rough shape, but were going to work things out. Whenever you are ready. Caramel baloney. He took a Cockney flower girl and turned her into My Fair Lady. USA! "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. It's been a rough month. But I can’t help but feel like they just wanted to write a story about Homer and Marge almost splitting up, but knew that they couldn’t do that. Here you go. I live across the way. You may now move back with your family and your never-ending disgrace. Hey, Kirk Van Houten. In my role as customer, I saw the whole thing. I have known we were meant to be together ever since my mother forced me to marry you. I don’t really have anything against Apu, but he seems like a weird character to have become obsessed with. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. All those kids. Apu, you have completed the list. (GRUNTING) This was supposed to be a mock battle! (GROANING) Whoa, ha-mahatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama. He goes and actually ends things with the Squishee lady, lets Homer ride him like a horse, gets a cartoon published in the New Yorker, and stars in a production of My Fair Lady with an all octuplet cast. So Homer, stunned, leaves the Kwik-E-Mart and makes his way awkwardly home, not sure what to do about what he just witnessed. You're the jerk. (WOMAN GIGGLING) (MUTTERING) That giggle is none of my business, or is it? I see you are ready for the Civil War reenactment. But I cannot come. Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so One drink won't hurt. If you're gonna be General Grant, you have to have a drink. "Number five, wear nametag that says same. But that’s not important right now, so we follow Homer and Bart out to some park for the reenactment. And you know your life has hit rock bottom is you’re peers with Kirk Van Houten. The Sweetest Apu is part of the The Simpsons (season 13) series, a good topic. I can't afford Windex. Even better! Tagged as: 2002, Lifetime of Simpsons, Season 13, the Simpsons, The Sweetest Apu. The kids, plus a wife that isn't putting out, and Apu isn't feeling the best. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. Are you sure you don't want to come? I've gotta return this keg. Listener Question of the Week: What episode embarrasses you the most? (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? Here, it’s the entire damned episode. I am scum. "Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?" With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon. Apu, the operator of the famed Kwik-E-Mart, is a South Asian character voiced by Hank Azaria. After the children have left, Apu believes that the Squishee delivery lady has made a pass at him, by calling him handsome. Let's go, children. Change ). Exotic male dancers at the Golden Banana! Truly, you are the greatest generation. The Simpsons AABF11 - I'm With Cupid Episode Script. Scooby-Doo! That child! 0. The Sweetest Apu; The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D ; Hulk; Which Witch is Which? Are you sure you can get your deposit back? (WHOOPING) Wait a minute! Mmm. You're the jerk! That guy's hilarious. And matters are made even worse when Manjua is just randomly watching Kwik-E-Mart security tapes and finds proof of the affair. However, she eventually learns of Apu’s affair by watching store security tapes. And while Homer and Bart are purchasing the beer they shoot the shit with Apu, talking about how unfulfilled he is with his life. "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. Why do you always take the side of local merchants? I still have feelings for Apu. Plot; Production and cultural references Complete Transcripts. I work 22 hours a day and then I go home to a wife who will not touch me. I am truly screwed. Are you sure you don't want to take him back? I only sell Smooshies now. Anyway, the reenactment begins, and it’s immediately a shit show. (BOTH MOANING) (SCREAMING) What's a eunuch? Or should I say blandoori? Blah, blah! The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South, and the East (MEN MURMURING) to keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union, respectively. ( Log Out /  "My Fair Lady performed with all-octuplet cast. Thank you very much, you big fat blabbermouth! I love his optimism. Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Maggie Simpson. This isn't on the list! I get to stand around watching you sell fatty poisons to … Now can we meet McBain? How did you find out? "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons ' thirteenth season. Bravo! It's where I got this. Take Away: Infidelity sucks, and it’s a lot of real work to repair the damage that it can wrought. It was magic. 'Cause if they don't (IMITATING LASER BLASTS) Manjula, we've got a special guest for you. No! Meet me at the mail slot. FRINK: The nylon has been released! Oh, take a penny, leave a penny. Perhaps there is another way. Who is Apu? (EXCLAIMS) It's a pleasure to eat your lead, good sir. Is it my husband's whore? For me, the war is over! "Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker. Since they obviously can’t not meddle. Cart There will be 47 bottles of beer on the wall. "Number one, break up with Squishee girl. Yes, I'm afraid so. The Simpsons try to help him reconcile with his wife. I love that he has a PhD. They decide to keep Apu’s wife Manjula from finding out about it. (NEIGHING) Whoa. Locations. Directed by Matthew Nastuk. “The Sweetest Apu” is very much in the same vein. I was afraid it would start me drinking again, but it didn't! (WHISTLING) Come on. Look. It's this thing! If you don't like losing at cribbage, stay out of my place. This episode’s pretty good. We will know when it feels right again. "Unique Unite" (SCREAMING) Homie, what's wrong? So cold. "The Simpsons" The Sweetest Apu (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. You bet I am. Why don't we play this? I want him to suffer. I took the tape out of the store surveillance camera. Okay, Buster, what is going on? (PEOPLE YELLING) Bang, bang. Where do you want the Fudge Mahal? You, dead people, stop playing cards! Okay, okay. I need some supplies. Plot Summary At the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu is exhausted after Manjula brings the octuplets to the store. (BOTH GROANING) Are you sure you're not cheating? Well, that's a no-brainer. Die, you bastard. This is going great! Go ahead. Cleanup in all the aisles. This is supposed to be our special time together. Come here, you. July 17, 2012 ~ Mike! Now, Apu, when you gave me this keg, it had dents. Well, we’ve seen Apu learn to love, get married, and have babies, so let’s tackle infidelity. You might hear from your friends or co-workers that Apu isn't living at home anymore. We will write a list. (GROANS) This Squishee's awful. Keep it coming, Brokaw! No. Apu first appeared in 1990, in the episode “The Telltale Head.” But Homer and Marge aren’t done meddling, so they decide to pull a stupid sitcom stunt, and invite Apu and Manjula to dinner at their house, without the other knowing what’s going on. (CRYING) Yes, you are scum. MARGE: Yeah! I Sorry, sorry. Sounds like America's enemies are at it again. (GASPING) (CRYING) Manjula, please. Manjula! LISA: Bart, stick to the script. " Springfield. I keep telling you, off-camera, he's a desperately unhappy man. Scríobh John Swartzwelder an eipeasóid seo. (SNIFFING) Is that Windex? (CHUCKLING) Avert your eyes, eunuch. A girl in the bar! He is hideous. Don't worry. Yes. Thanks. The octuplets said their first words. I'll give you the Maxwell Circuit if you put down my daughter. Contents. Homer gets Barney … When will you humans learn that your feelings, as you call them, can stand in the way of big cash payoffs? She likes you. Some special time. D'fhéach 11.8 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Kids, we want to talk to you about something. Mommy Will You Let Daddy Come Back? The Sweetest Apu: 05/05/2002: DABF15 : Little Girl in the Big Ten: 05/12/2002: DABF16 : The Frying Game: 05/19/2002: DABF17 : Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge: 05/22/2002: NOTE: Due to ongoing news coverage and other scheduling problems related to the events of September 11, Fox broadcast the thirteenth season's Halloween special in November, as as a "special edition" of the series. Girls night out! I'll let you win. Haven't you? (GROANING) Now, Manjula, do you want me to find another partner? (EXCLAIMING) Hey, you're right. Hey, pally. Hey. If you’re a Simpsons fan (or you have spent basically any time on social media, ever), you might be familiar with controversy over the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from THE SIMPSONS. It's established in the case of Lawyers v. How can you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Hit with stick. The Sweetest Apu Dr Karma. " Oh. The Simpsons (1989) - S13E19 Comedy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. I mean 30-love! (PEOPLE YELLING) Reinforcements! I love the way his optimism is challenged sometimes, because mine is too. So they proceed to have the most awkward and uncomfortable dinner party of all time, before they make the kids dress up like Ganesha and command Apu and Manjula to get back together. (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Oh! (GROANING) I'll just get the shuttlecock. DABF14 The Sweetest Apu (28 Quotes) DABF15 Little Girl In The Big Ten (30 Quotes) DABF16 The Frying Game (28 Quotes) DABF17 Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge (33 Quotes) DABF18 Large Marge (15 Quotes) DABF19 Treehouse Of Horror XIII (25 Quotes) DABF20 Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. And here's proof. The Sweetest Apu has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. At the end of the day though I guess they had a good time, and Homer head to the Kwik-E-Mart to return the now severely damaged keg. Very good. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sweetest_Apu?oldid=165432. They do fabulous work. (BOTH SIGHING) So, back in the old bed. Today's the day we play badminton with them. HOMER: (WHISPERING) Can I lick your fingers? How's life, handsome? APU: Mmm! I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits! (WOMAN MOANING) APU: Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you? Put in a good word for grape. I love Apu. " Pow, pow. Let's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker, and along comes sexy Mrs. Homie, it's Have you told him yet? (GROANING) Welcome, steady customer. Oh, I hope no one makes any double entendres. (LAUGHING) Perhaps. Here you go. They miss their father. Cookie! (GASPING) Apu! Every generation stinks but ours! ( Log Out /  Account & Lists Account Returns & Orders. Apu, the son: Subir Banerji Auntie Indira: Chunibala Photography by Subrata Mitra Music by Ravi Shankar Script and direction by Satyajit Ray Who is that? History Talk (0) Comments Share. ( Log Out /  Hey, you know what strikes me as weird? No, no, let's just keep playing. (ETHNIC MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING GIBBERISH) Marge, why are you crying? The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? We're gonna be late! (BOTH MOANING). Well, I do, but I don't want him to think that I am a doormat. Then I shred the list and put it in his food. 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